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TIM a limerick by Evan There once was a fellow named Tim Who's dad never taught him to swim He jumped off the dock And sank like a rock And that was the last of him. MOUTAIN DEW a synonym poem by Evan Good, awesome, tasty, yummy Always fumdunktios in the tummy! HEY! Easter Bunny! a poem of address by Evan Hey!-Easter Bunny, Why was there no money in the eggs? ARG,where is my chocolate bunny? MY stuffed bunny is covered in mud Now my pet bunny can speak Chinese too OH, GREAT! There's a army of bunnies coming toward me--- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FIELD TRIPS a persona poem by Evan Oh, field trips, Do not conquer me with fear Please don't be so mean Don't send earthquakes in force I'm hiding from the Hurricane Eye And lightning, thunder too No tornados ripping apart our bus. I'm hiding from you With Fears, Me (now, that poem is totally NOT true, I LOVE FIELD TRIPS) BED COVERS a persona poem by Evan Dear snugly bed covers, Thanks for sharing I need the blankie What pretty patterns you have You feel like a heater You are the Shield of Dark With Thanking Little Hearts, The Teddy Bears THE LEANING TOWER OF HOMEWORK a poem by Evan The Leaning Tower of Homework, Was supposed to be straight, But the teacher threatened us with forks. And said:"Do your homework, it is your fate." The Leaning Tower of Homework, 100 ft tall, Would fill up the full hall, Of Alderwood Mall! The Leaning Tower of Homework, Will threaten us all. So do your homework, Or concequences will come! P.E. a poem by Evan Basketballs fly, And watch OUT! The dodgeballs aimed at you! The jumpropes snap, The soccer balls hurt, The bicycle runs out of air! The P.E. teacher, Blames on us. "You did it again, You popling freaks!" Oh, Physical exersise... Is finally over! (OK, that poem is a LITTLE weird!)